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                          My. family. is. epically. badass. 02/11/2010
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                          When we were kids, cousin Ben and I used to play roofball and dominoes. Now he eats scorpions.

                          We Nelson's don't just write the headlines. We make them, too.

                          My cousin Ben, who is my age, recently ate a scorpion and drank cobra's blood as part of a Marine jungle survival training session.

                          MAJOR BADASS POINTS.

                          He was also photographed, and is currently featured on
                          CNN.com.

                          DOUBLE MAJOR BADASS POINTS

                          He's also serving his country by being a Marine.

                          BADASS POINTS OFF THE CHARTS!

                          I can't even begin to describe how proud of him I am. I'm honored to be part of this family. Those who know me know I feel very strongly about members of the armed forces. For crying out loud, is it so hard to shake a veteran's hand when you see them in uniform and thank them? They've made a huge sacrifice, and I think verbal thanks is the very least a person can do.

                          I HATE scorpions. HATE THEM. I would never post a picture of one on my blog unless a family member was eating it.

                          Way to go, Ben.
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                          Mmmm... tasty cobra blood keeps you alive when there's nothing else around in the jungle. Mmmm...

                           


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