My. family. is. epically. badass. 02/11/2010
![]() When we were kids, cousin Ben and I used to play roofball and dominoes. Now he eats scorpions. We Nelson's don't just write the headlines. We make them, too. My cousin Ben, who is my age, recently ate a scorpion and drank cobra's blood as part of a Marine jungle survival training session. MAJOR BADASS POINTS. He was also photographed, and is currently featured on CNN.com. DOUBLE MAJOR BADASS POINTS He's also serving his country by being a Marine. BADASS POINTS OFF THE CHARTS! I can't even begin to describe how proud of him I am. I'm honored to be part of this family. Those who know me know I feel very strongly about members of the armed forces. For crying out loud, is it so hard to shake a veteran's hand when you see them in uniform and thank them? They've made a huge sacrifice, and I think verbal thanks is the very least a person can do. I HATE scorpions. HATE THEM. I would never post a picture of one on my blog unless a family member was eating it. Way to go, Ben. ![]() Mmmm... tasty cobra blood keeps you alive when there's nothing else around in the jungle. Mmmm... CommentsLeave a Reply | Author
Reporter. Physicist. Film-maker. Teacher. Welcome to my random life. Matt Nelson maddoxnelson @gmail.com CategoriesAll ArchivesJanuary 2012 |


