<![CDATA[Matt Nelson, the Writer - Blog]]>Thu, 23 May 2013 08:38:33 -0800Weebly<![CDATA[A leaner, meaner Twitter: introducing @Maddoxnelson on data visualization.]]>Thu, 04 Apr 2013 00:25:53 GMThttp://www.mattthewriter.com/1/post/2013/04/a-leaner-meaner-twitter-introducing-maddoxnelson-on-data-visualization.htmlPicture
To all my Twitter followers --

As a budding programmer and developer, I've found myself frequenting great websites that have resources I want to share. A few months of coding in Washington have got me thinking about how much more there is to learn.

That being said, I want to start connecting with people who share similar interests in the data visualization, programming and scientific reporting fields. I think the best way to do that is to share what I know as frequently as I can without being irritating.

What you can expect: pictures, stories and links geared toward people like me — budding developers and journalists on the verge of kickstarting a career in multimedia. In my tweets, you're going to see new ways to tell old stories. I can't promise that all my links will be on the cutting edge — but, as a novice programmer, they will be on my cutting edge.

Brand new to coding, or have a little experience with HTML? Great! It's only by seeing examples online that we begin to realize what is possible. And if you follow me - I'll follow you. I'd love to check out what you're building and what you find online. Let's help each other out.

Sincerely, 
@MaddoxNelson

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<![CDATA[Then it fell from the sky]]>Fri, 01 Feb 2013 06:11:57 GMThttp://www.mattthewriter.com/1/post/2013/01/then-it-fell-from-the-sky.htmlA couple months after I moved to Washington, D.C., I woke up screaming in the middle of the night. My roommate, shaken, asked me what the matter was. I told him the truth, that I had awoken from a terrific nightmare. But I wouldn't tell him what it was.

There are some things that just stick in your mind, over time, I guess. Occasionally, I have The Bee Dream. For a while when I was a kid, my dad kept bees (he recently wrote a wonderful blog post about it). Sometimes we would have to tend to the hive. When we did, we'd put on these tiny little tan bee helmets with screens on them. Then we'd take strips of duct tape and cover the gaps between our gloves and our sleeves. We would light the blower so it puffed smoke, and then we would lift the lid off the hive.

My job was to puff the smoke into the roiling mass of irritated bees to try and calm them down while my dad extracted the nonexistent honey. I couldn't puff too fast, or the blower would go out. Maybe that's why all of it seemed to go in slow motion. Puff the bees would rise up, fly wildly, drunkenly. They'd land on my sleeves, on my arms, on my face. I could feel them on there. Hundreds of their little legs, moving on my arms to my face. Thousands of them.

I never got stung by the honey bees. The experience wasn't even that traumatic, just a bit unnerving. But years since then, I've dreamed that I'm back in my blue overalls, wearing that helmet, and they are crawling up my arms — covering my arms thicker than they ever did in real life, coating my helmet until I can't see.

Stay calm, I think, every time I have the dream. They won't sting if you stay calm.


But I can't stay calm, not with millions of bees — billions of them — weighing on me, bringing me down. Inevitably I break away from the hive and run, shouting, trying to throw off the bees.

That's around the time I would wake up my roommate, while I was viciously tearing covers off my body and finding the shortest distance out of a lofted bed, usually while swearing profusely. He was a good sport and always seemed to get quite a kick out of it.

There was just something about that feeling. Of all those uncountable little things weighing down on me, one by one, becoming something I realized far too late had grown too big to evade.

...But that wasn't the dream I had after moving to Washington D.C. That one was different, and frightening in a much different way. I had never had it before. It's taken me much longer to pin down where it came from, but today — today I remember.

Ten years ago today I was a 13-year-old kid who still enjoyed watching Saturday-morning cartoons a little too much. I could usually get Channel 31 — Fox Kids — on this TV the size of my face (and about as thick as my head) using rabbit ears. I had the little sucker on top of my bookcase because I had a bunk bed back then, and you have no idea how awesome it was to sit on the top bunk and watch cartoons six feet above the floor all morning.

I would watch literally anything that came onto that channel between 9 a.m. and 12 noon. Digimon. Power Rangers. I think I even watched a weather cam for 20 minutes when the station left it on too long, because, I mean, something might happen. When I go back through my journals of that period, I find strange things like "More Metabots, more power!" scrawled, and carefully dated, to Saturday mornings. I can only assume it was part of some sort of television promotion getting me to enter a code via dial-up Internet).

And then there was this one Saturday morning. I don't even remember waking up. I just remember being awake, and my mom inside my room.

"You might want to come downstairs," she said. She sounded scared.

How do you react when real history is happening? When things have changed — but you don't understand how deeply yet? It's something I think about a lot when news is breaking. We just sat in silence and watched the television. It was like when my mom asked me on 9/11 if I needed to talk about it. I did need to talk about it, but neither of us knew what to say. I think there's a lot of things parents just can't prepare for.

They said all of them were dead, but no one knew why. I got my journal and tried to write their names down, but the TV was talking too fast and I couldn't write them all, and I spelled some of the names wrong. I guess I wasn't a very good journalist back then.

The television didn't show much — of course. Just a streak of light in the sky, pictures of debris fields that didn't look like much of anything.

But my 13-year-old imagination was able to fill in the gaps, and those exaggerations are what came to me in the middle of the night, ten years later. I saw the light, while walking on the grass of my home, arching across the sky, and as it got closer, it grew so large. I could even read the name on the side. I saw Columbia approach, and I was filled with a wordless sense of awe and power. This magnificent creation.

Then it fell from the sky, and my euphoria turned to worry, and then to fear. The space shuttle spiraled out of control, rocketing across the sky, leaving a trail of fire as it sped behind the farm where I lived. I watched it fall, and I put my hands to my face and yelled at it, my terror increasing to unbearable levels. It crashed, and the fire rose, and the smoke from the explosion rolled out of the forest and into my eyes.

That's when I woke up shouting, clutching my blankets and rubbing my face. It was another hour — maybe longer  before I could fall asleep.

I don't know why those two dreams scared me so badly. Maybe the thought of being forever changed by a thousand tiny happenings over time is as frightening to me as much as one fast, ferocious event.]]>
<![CDATA[That one time I moved to Washington, DC]]>Mon, 24 Sep 2012 03:10:30 GMThttp://www.mattthewriter.com/1/post/2012/09/that-one-time-i-moved-to-washington-dc.htmlSo I'm not in Iowa anymore.
That's right — about 2.5 weeks ago I hopped on a plane and zipped out to the nation's capitol. I thought that I would have had something insightful and exciting to write about by now, but considering I've spent most of my time walking around and going ERMAHGEERRRD AHM ERN WERSHINTERN that really hasn't had the chance to happen. So, rather than try to string some pseudo-"This happened to me, and this is what I've learned from it"-bullshit, here's a quick list of some of the things I've gotten to be part of while over here.

Since I've been in DC, I have...

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Met Kathleen Turner. Yeah, buddy, you know who I'm talking about. We're talking the star of "Body Heat" here, one of the spiciest stars of the 1980s (and her daughter is pretty darn cute too). She spoke about women's reproductive rights, and had a quote I've had ringing in my mind ever since: "I'm an optimist to the point of idiocy." It's something i've tried to keep in mind when I sometimes feel alone in such a large city.

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Covered the birth of a panda cub. I also got the chance to take my now personal favorite photo of the panda baby daddy, Tian Tian. Here were some disgusting tidbits that didn't make it into my story: the semen used to artificially inseminate momma bear was the same batch used in 2005 that produced the first cub born. That means they used sperm from when I was a freshman in high school.

Unfortunately the cub died this morning. So that sucked.

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Been in the same room as the President and a hot WNBA Team. You want to know what's surreal? Surreal is walking up to the fence outside of the White House and having guards let you in after you flash a badge. Obama was singing praises to the Minnesota Lynx, who kicked butt in the 2011 NBA Championship. Seeing the President of the United States in the White House, with my spicy homegirl sports team? Fantastic way to spend a rainy morning.

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Gotten Bob Woodward's autograph. I wish I had a good story for this one, but actually, I was bored on a Sunday afternoon and took a stroll a down to the National Mall, where the National Book Festival was going on (I had never heard of it either, but it was cool!). I happened to notice they were having a book signing, so I thought I'd walk quickly through and see if there were any names I recognized. I got to the end of the line and froze up when I saw that Bob Woodward was there. My major journalist geekdom hit me big time and I frantically checked my phone to make sure that this was, indeed, THE Bob Woodward. As in the guy who took out Richard Nixon by reporting on Watergate, which someone on Wikipedia said was "maybe the single greatest reporting effort of all time," AND IF THAT'S ON WIKIPEDIA IT MUST BE SUPER LEGIT. And Robert Redford played him. You can't top that.

And just one other thing.

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On that same trip to the National Mall, I walked through the Vietnam Memorial at the same time a group of veterans from Billings, Montana, were going through. I listened to them speak. "I found two buddies of mine on there. I went to high school with them," someone said. Another man looked at the wall for several moments in silence, a twisted expression on his face. I wasn't being paid to be an obnoxious reporter at that time, so I didn't take a photo of him.

I started to hear the voices of the other veterans I've interviewed in the past. All of them, in their own way, tried to make sense of the messes they had encountered and survived. Most of them had had at least half a century to think about it before they spoke to me. When they told me about love and death in war, they had a tendency to tell me about the minutiae that went along with it. Dancing with Parisian women. A plane that shook in 100-mph winds. The slippery stones of Normandy Beach.

And while there were plenty of things I would never be able to identify with, there were plenty of things that I could, like what it's like to be young in the immediate aftermath of a terrorist attack. To know that things have forever been altered, even if you can't yet say how or why.

I think that's why the Vietnam Memorial is my favorite memorial. Because I can see myself in the inscriptions of the dead. It's a reminder that they were people just like me. Even if they didn't have iPods, they still had music. It's so easy to forget that.

I don't know where I'm headed, or how I'll get there. I know almost no one in this city. But my train has left the station, and if the last couple weeks have been any indication, it's going to be one heck of a ride.

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<![CDATA[That One Time I Went to Mars]]>Tue, 14 Aug 2012 18:16:53 GMThttp://www.mattthewriter.com/1/post/2012/08/that-one-time-i-went-to-mars.htmlPicture
When you know you're at a turning point in your life, you know you have to do everything "one last time." It really is a wonderful excuse. 

For example, I need to grab a drink with my closest friends "one last time." As I pass the HyVee around lunch hour, I decide that I must have the all-you-can-eat Chinese buffet "one last time." And never mind the fact that I only ever had Chipotle at Merle Hay once during my junior year — if I'm going to make these last few days count, I must become pregnant with a burrito baby "one last time."

As silly as most of these are, there really are some things that I will do for the last time. For example, I am in Mars Cafe right now, a small Drake coffeeshop that has been a staple of the community since 2006. I will never have a cup of something in here again, because it closes the day I leave. 

I'm not really broken up about it, but it does make me think. 

My defacto order freshman year was a selection of Chips and Hummus with a pot of Earl Grey tea. One time, I ate and drank it while studying for a physics test. I got a B (**best day ever!!!**). 

While I initially praised myself on my dedication and persistence, I quickly resorted to superstition. In the two weeks before the test, I'd order my chips and hummus maybe three times a week, until I was so hopped up on caffeine that baseballs started jumping across the page in the projectile motion problems. If a physics book ever starts resembling the Daily Prophet, it's time to order a beer or three (and Mars always had a daily happy hour).

I wrote dozens of articles for the Times-Delphic in this coffeeshop and most of my college papers. I don't know how many pages that might have been — hundreds?

This was where I came when I won awards for Periphery two years ago and last year. This is the place where people first asked me about the inspiration behind my writing, and I, flushed with excitement and nervousness tried to respond without being arrogant. No one ever really told me my writing was any good before Mars (with the exception of my parents and grade school teachers). It's because of those events that I've got a savings account slowly filling with money I can use to take a year off and write a novel or six. It's because of things that happened here that kept me dreaming.

I think it's funny Mars is closing at the same time the Curiosity Rover is doing so many amazing things in the place the shop got its name from. That robot is having fantastic adventure in a strange atmosphere. The landscapes are desolate, but there is something captivating in the images we see. There is something that keeps us coming back. Maybe it's a little bit of the grand unknown. Maybe it's the anticipation of what is to come. Maybe it is just that we need something to think about.

For me, Mars Cafe was a place where dreams came to hang out. Some came to pass, and some never left. There are a lot of places like that around college campuses. They hold personal meaning long after you have gone, even if they don't mean anything to anyone else. Remembering places like this helps me remember the excitement of why I came to them in the first place. When I leave Des Moines, I hope that stays with me.

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<![CDATA[The Last Sunday]]>Sun, 12 Aug 2012 21:02:28 GMThttp://www.mattthewriter.com/1/post/2012/08/the-last-sunday.htmlPicture
Enduring readers, this is (just about) it. One week from today, I'll be leaving Des Moines for the northern woods of Minnesota, and after a couple weeks there, it'll be on to Washington, D.C.

And I'm never coming back.

"What?" People ask me. "Of course you'll come back to Des Moines. You'll come visit. You'll be here."

And yes, admittedly, things might not work out and I'll return to Iowa to finish my education major, which I added during my sophomore year when I became scared about my prospects in the journalism industry.

My fears, gratefully, failed to materialize. In May I accepted a one-year multimedia fellowship with Scripps-Howard in DC, and I'll spending the later days of 2012 in our nation's capital and (if the world doesn't end), most of 2013.

The position will not result in a job — which I understand. However, it gives me the chance to network extensively, provides me a place to live and a salary that should relieve a hefty chunk of my student debt. There is even a ten-week period in which my program is not in session, but in which I will be able to freelance (network! network!).

With such an opportunity, I am going into this full-steam ahead. In my mind, there is no coming back from this. If I find myself in Iowa again in the future, it's because I failed even though I tried my hardest. If there's anything I learned from college, it is that it is okay to fail, so long as you don't regret it. If I return to Drake in a year, it will be because I busted my buns trying to make it and couldn't. I won't fault myself for that, but I will fault myself for browsing Reddit all day when I could have been creating the foundations of a great career.

I'm scared to be leaving Des Moines. When I first arrived, I knew no one. Let me phrase that again: No one. I drove eight hours and moved myself in (with a little help from a couple roommates who became long-lasting friends). People made fun of my accent and didn't know what to think of my quirky personality traits (I was a physics and journalism major, they thought I was downright weird). I was depressed, too, although no one picked up on that, not even myself, until after I'd gotten through it.

As I wrap up these last few days in the city, I find myself struggling to make sense of it all. There are so many people that changed me. Without some of them, I would have been completely lost. Some of them I wish I had never met. Some of them introduced me to other people who introduced me to new opportunities and challenges. Some of them died.

I remember my first Sunday. I decided to go to the student mass at St. Kate's Catholic Church. I didn't go because I particularly felt like worshipping that day (and I didn't even particularly want the free wine). I went because I knew it would be familiar to me.

And it was familiar, so eerily familiar. The rituals were the same even if the setting was different. The bread was broken and the choir sang about it. Most of the students didn't sing, just like it had been in Catholic school. And late people tended to sneak in the back, just like the Catholic churches back home.

It was in that church that I knew that things were going to be OK, even if it took a while to work out. I wasn't moved by God, and I didn't have some sort of magical epiphany. I just felt, so strongly, that if I could find one thing in common, one thing that I understood, one thing that I had grown up with that I could talk about without sounding stupid — then I'd found a start. Something that I could grow, even if it took years.

I don't really go to church any more. Maybe that will change someday, and maybe it won't. I still like St. Kate's an awful lot. But once I got my feet planted and my stride, I never stopped moving. After a while I just sort of out grew the place, I guess. I wasn't exactly happy about leaving it, but I wasn't sorry either. Sometimes you just know when it's time to move on.

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<![CDATA[The Quotes that Spoke]]>Thu, 12 Jul 2012 03:01:17 GMThttp://www.mattthewriter.com/1/post/2012/07/the-quotes-that-spoke.htmlPicture
The 15-year-old politickers — they were great!
Today I was covering a political event, and I interviewed two 15-year-old enthusiastic politickers. They asked me if I'd met any famous people during my reporting. I told them yes, and listed off a few names.

Tonight, I find myself wishing I had answered the question differently, because I remember little of my interviews with celebrities or politicians. The interviews I remember are the ones I did with ordinary people who experienced or accomplished extraordinary things.

I can still quote from some of those interviews. 

"Man's inhumanity to man is almost impossible to define." 
-That was Conrad, the third American to step into Dachau. I interviewed him when I was 17. I cried with him. He's the only interview subject I ever did that with, because I later I learned to control my emotions as a journalist.

"When I first met her, she was wearing these wild, multicolored sneakers." 
-That was a professor, talking about one of her students who had recently passed away. The professor spoke of colors, over and over, a trend that was repeated when I spoke to the mourning parents.

"I guess you feel like you didn't get the job done. If I could do it, I'd go back there again."
-That was Don, talking about the murky end of the Korean War. He remembered vividly the opening days of the war, since he was on duty when the sirens began to blare.

"I'm not sad about it — I'm sorry about it. That's the way the world is now. You have to find your own solutions."
-That was Edna Schneiderman, talking about the first Schneiderman's Furniture she and her husband founded in Meadowlands Minnesota. The store was a staple to several rural communities, and when it closed in 2009 after 40 years of business, it left a hole in the region that can't be filled.

"I can tell you what war is. It's a glorious tribute to the stupidity of man."
-That was John, another veteran from the Korean War from the same story as Don. John's daughter convinced him to speak with me, and he wasn't receptive. But when he said this, he looked me dead in the eyes, and spoke with steel in his voice.

"To me, it's a rush. You don't need to do drugs — just go into a really dark basement. That's the rush. Most people are scared of the dark. I'm not."
-That was Don Larsen, a ghosthunter in Hibbing, who took me on an adventure with his fellow team through the Greyhound Bus Museum one hot summer night in 2009.

"You know what, it's so good to see that. It's so good to hear that, because Cameron can say that to him, and I can't."
-That was Nancy Hukka, a physical therapist, gesturing toward an interaction between amputee-athlete Cameron Clapp and one of her patients, who was struggling with the recent loss of a leg.

"I think all the athletes had a job cutting the grass."
-That was Mary Bryson, the first female editor-in-chief of the Times-Delphic, the Drake newspaper where I cut my chops on writing. She was speaking about life at Drake during the Great Depression.

These are just a fraction of the interviews that were important to me. These are the ones that moved me, that made me laugh out loud, cry, or get so angry at the circumstances. 

There are so many quotes I left unwritten. There are more that I didn't quite catch. There will be so many more quotes, so many more turns of phrase that will change me.

I would much rather introduce those kids to any of these people. That way they could hear what it really means to have something to say.

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<![CDATA[Day One of the Red-Flannel Run]]>Mon, 23 Jan 2012 22:38:24 GMThttp://www.mattthewriter.com/1/post/2012/01/day-one-of-the-red-flannel-run.html
Originally posted on my Drake University-sponsored blog on Jan. 21Do I have any running readers out there? I’m not only talking to the track team, I’m talking to the casual racers out there, the ones who dream about doing marathons just for fun.

My response to you is to get off your butt and get to work. I’ve done two marathons and one half marathon since I was 18. Despite all the sweat, nipple bleeding and occasional cold shakes, they were COMPLETELY worth it.

I didn’t run any race last year and I really regretted it. So this year, I’m back on the training horse and hard at work, although my approach and my goals are somewhat different than they have been in the past.

This year, for example, I want to earn a solid marathon time, not just finish the race. To do that, I’m planning on running two races beforehand, and using those results to determine my final marathon time.

The first race takes place in late February: the red flannel run. And you have no idea how excited I am for it!

It’s five miles. In red flannel. And I’ve got the plaid to pull it off (even suspenders… This is gonna be great). It’s sponsored by the YMCA in Des Moines. I’m running it with a friend of mine, Mary Bess Bolling, who is a fellow News-Internet major who also works at the Y. She just started a great little blog here if you want to check it out.

My plan for this sharp little five mile run is 8 minute miles, so 40 minutes or less. For some of you established runners that might seem like a breeze, but I’m fat so back off. I’m thinking this goal is pretty realistic for me.

The next race I plan to do: the Drake Relays half marathon in April. During my freshman year, I did the 5K, which was a blast, and it only feels natural that I should finish my college career with the largest of the available races. In that race, I hope to finish in 1:45:00 or less. It’s a steep goal–but two summers ago I finished a half in just under two hours, and I think that while this will be a challenge, it’s completely within my ability.

Following that, I plan on running a marathon. I haven’t settled on a final location of choice yet– although I will say that Duluth hosts a great one in the form of Grandma’s Marathon. The whole process should keep me moving and active in 2012. Should be a good time.

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<![CDATA[Stay Hungry. Stay Foolish.]]>Thu, 06 Oct 2011 16:06:21 GMThttp://www.mattthewriter.com/1/post/2011/10/stay-hungry-stay-foolish.html
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My dad and I at the Apple store circa 2007, about to buy my first MacBook (this is a Photo Booth Photo).

(Author's note: This was originally posted on my Drake University-sponsored blog on Oct. 5, 2011).
His name was Frank Valentini, and 60 years before he’d flown planes across China and back at the height of World War II.

Now he was in a little house in Chisholm, Minnesota, sitting across from a wide-eyed 17-year-old journalist conducting the first interview of his life.

I had no idea what I was doing, but I knew I couldn’t screw it up. I recorded the interview, popping open my computer and firing up a popular little program called Garageband.

I took pages of notes during the two-hour interview, most of which made no sense afterwards. But that was okay, because I had it all there on the computer, ready to be taken and transcribed. I used that software six more times that summer, and I wrote about them.

I spent most of the summer after my freshman year of college coated in blood and screaming my head off. My close friends and I had decided to film a full-length horror movie involving trucks, kayaks and a bloody set of pruning shears. We wrote the script (the story involved a dysfunctional film crew who went into the Northern Minnesota woods to film a horror movie, only to begin dying themselves), acted the parts and edited the entire thing in a little program called iMovie. It was one of the most wonderful experiences of my life — I even wrote a column in the local newspaper about it.

Another summer, I decided to run a marathon along the North Shore of Duluth. I charged up my iPod — a white little beauty that featured full video-playback capabilities — and ran for 5 hours. It was so great — I wrote about it.

And tonight, it occurs to me that for the last 10 years or so, whenever I’ve experienced something that was so important to me that I had to write about it — I had some sort of device named after a piece of fruit with me. I couldn’t not write tonight, not when the caretaker of that strange little company passed away.

I never met Steve Jobs, but I did email him once, because my roommate convinced me to. His email was easy to find on his website. I told him about an idea I had about an iPad that slipped in and out of a console-type device, so that it dual functioned as a tablet and personal laptop. That was earlier this year, so I have yet to see if my idea becomes reality.

I don’t think I’m going to be very coherent tonight. There’s a lot of memories bouncing around. Tapping out papers about Romeo and Juliet in ninth grade on an iMac. Bono singing ‘Vertigo’ against colored silhouettes with white buds lacing up along their necks. Eagerly downloading season 2 episodes of LOST and watching them on a 2-inch screen. Winning an iPod shuffle and having it be one of the most exciting moments of my life. Falling through an icy pond and using my iPhone for a year afterwards. My mom discontinuing expensive wireless internet because the data plan on my dad’s iPad was $70 cheaper.

My parents began texting me. Best one: “Your father and I got netflix. So and so go to White Castle. Awful.”

And I couldn’t even begin to say what Steve Jobs did for my future. Journalism hasn’t quite figured that one out yet. But I’m starting to believe that the opportunities made existent by the technology ushered in by Apple will become the basis of my future career. And that’s intense, no matter how you look at it.

In a way, he kind of reminds me of Charles Schultz, the Peanuts cartoonist who worked tirelessly for 50 years and ran the last comic strip the day before he died. I don’t know where it is these strange pioneers who cause so much job come from.

I find myself thinking of those interviews again, the ones with the veterans. Their smiles. Their stories. And I think about the stories I’ve recorded with these keys, all the words I’ve saved with these programs.

What’s funny about Apple is that I won’t remember the broad, sweeping changes they made to the world while I was growing up. I’m going to remember staying up all night editing video with friends. It’s those little things I’ll remember. RIP, Mr. Jobs.

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<![CDATA[Closing Time! Minnesota Shuts Down!]]>Thu, 30 Jun 2011 22:00:26 GMThttp://www.mattthewriter.com/1/post/2011/06/closing-time-minnesota-shuts-down.html
Welp, the state parks have begun to shut down on the eve of the Fourth of July weekend, and unless some Republicans back down soon, it looks like the government is shutting down.

Which means my dad, along with about 35,999 other employees will be laid off starting Saturday. But the effects extend a lot further — loggers can't log on state lands, the DNR can't sell fishing licenses and I can't poop at a rest stop when I drive down to the cities.

To those politically minded, this is no surprise. The Republicans promised they would curtail spending. Dayton is promising he'll spend more. They are doing EXACTLY WHAT WE TOLD THEM TO DO.

What we've got is a host of determined politicians who want the best for the state and won't settle for anything less. And in the process it seems to be on the verge of burning to the ground.

I keep hearing about the "cone of silence" that has descended upon legislators keeping secret the budget discussions. AND I GOT THE OBSCURE REFERENCE! Looks like all those years of watching TV Land finally paid off.

The cone of silence was a technologic blunder used for comedy on "Get Smart" back in the 1960s. A movie came out based on the show a couple years ago. The cone of silence was supposedly used to prevent anyone from listening in, but many times those within the cone couldn't even hear each other speak, to comedic effect.

It's an oddly specific and correct metaphor for what's going on in the capitol right now. Legislators, I think I speak for everyone when I say, you better get your shit together.
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<![CDATA[Today in News: Weiners, kidneys, iPads... and murder.]]>Thu, 02 Jun 2011 19:17:10 GMThttp://www.mattthewriter.com/1/post/2011/06/today-in-news-weiners-kidneys-ipads-and-murder.htmlPicture
The headlines are alive with the sound of sixth-grade penis puns, teens swapping kidneys for iPads, a gov't sancitioned Plate of noms and a 20-something who allegedly killed her daughter so she could party. Here's Today in News, with a little Nels-spin.

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“The Hot New Weiner Theory Sweeping the Internet”
—NYMag.com

The Weinergate scandal — or whatever it is — is a black letter day for headline writers. A quick Google News search revealed such gems as “Weiner apologizes for being stiff” and “Big lies come in small packages.”

I’m not exactly sure what responsibility the media has to people with funny names caught in potential sex scandals, because I definitely can’t stop cracking up about it. None of the mainstream outlets seem to be able to, either. You're setting a greeaaaat example for all us wannabe journalists, mass media.

Weiner continues to insist that he was pranked, and this is one of the first stories I’ve seen that indicates that may actually be true. This is good for him since I can say “with certitude” that he’s been doing a pretty poor job of not looking like a guilty sleazeball so far.

This article basically says that the site yFrog, which the lewd photo popped up on, is pretty easy to hack if you know someone’s yFrog email address. Bloggers are also saying it’s pretty easy to figure out a yFrog email address. The only unanswered question is: was it Weiner's wiener?


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Casey Anthony Trial: Frustrated Cops Called her “Cold Blooded… Monster”

Anyone else been following the sordid developments in the trial of Casey Anthony, the mom who allegedly killed her daughter so she could live the partying lifestyle of a twenty-something?

The trial has been going on about a week and a half now — and the coverage has been pretty balanced. The trial has been overall presented in a very factual way, with both the defense and the prosecution given adequate airtime. This story seems particularly damning to Anthony, but every single statement is backed by evidence or fleshed out in the article.


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No More Food Pyramid: Nutritional Icon is Now a Plate

…and a badly designed one at that. Sure, it’s simple, but really? The government could have paid me $50 bucks and I could have created their new icon. This is supposed to guide the nation out of an obesity epidemic and save us billions in healthcare? It looks like someone created it in a 1998 version of MS-DOS Paint. PAINT. And what’s with the title “MyPlate”? It sounds like a middle-school social network for cafeteria-goers.

The article pretty much backs up all the claims the plate makes and draws in a whole bunch of expert opinions. But who cares? The plate makes no reference to exercise and just seems to invite criticism from all levels. Anyone else want to go to Raygun and pick up the witty shirt they’re bound to come up with this summer?

...Now that I think of it, this whole “design controversy” worked out pretty well for the D+ campaign, which got a whole lot of people talking about Drake, looking into it and will probably draw in a gi-normous freshman class.

I take it back. The plate is brilliant. I guess I’ll give some of MySpace in my life to MyPlate. Check out the article for a ton of expert opinions and other great reasons why the plate rocks.


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Would You Sell a Kidney for an iPad 2?
-PCMag


No. I’m holding onto my organs until at least an iPad 3.

I'm not a big fan of PCMag. Last month, I actually wrote a letter to the editor to them upset about their consumer-oriented coverage of the Foxconn explosion in a polishing factory last month, when they ignored (and failed to report) the names or photos of those killed.

This story isn’t quite as one-sided as the other one — but it does spin it in a humorous light, which I don’t appreciate. We’re talking about an idiot 17-year-old boy here who didn’t tell his parents about the procedure and went to a hospital that wasn’t qualified. Hospital administration didn’t even know about the procedure, since it was outsourced to a “private businessman.”

…WHAT?! How can it even be possible to perform surgery on a minor in such a shady way?

Once again, PCMag misses the important story to focus on a consumer-oriented “funny” angle. There’s nothing funny about organ stealing. This is a case of a dumbass kid being victimized and cut apart.


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CDC Marks the 30th Anniversary of HIV/AIDS
-ABC


Great article that summarizes the crisis, tugs at some hearstrings and throws some shocking statistics at the reader right at the end. It references the first article about AIDS — then an unknown affliction — and grabs statements from one of the earliest doctors, whose quote “All of our patients died — 100 percent,” bluntly throws the epidemic into context. The following sentence: “She felt like a ‘midwife’ of death’ in the early years,” offers the reader a sense of despair and frustration that must have been present for early AIDS researchers.

The article then brings the reader into the present day, nothing that treatments are much cheaper and much more effective, and that HIV is now a disease that can be managed, with transmission risks much lower. It’s a great read, overall, and gives great insight into the magnitude and devastation of the crisis.


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